Master T-bones is professional; a musician and a drone-music enthusiast. He is the founding father of trombone-infused drone video music. Prior to becoming the pioneer of this genre, Master T mostly sat around his house and drew pictures of birds on scrap pieces of toilet paper. While sketching a particularly beautiful Forty-spotted Pardalote one afternoon, he heard a haunting sound coming from the next room. He investigated to find that his roommate was watching drone videos on YouTube, and Master T was immediately hooked on the music.
Two weeks later, Master T was bursting on the drone music scene, and since then his life has taken on him on a roller-coaster ride of highs and lows. Although the musical giant has no interest in drone flight, he did try manning the controls of his roommate's custom built Skydancer Ultra-Drone and accidentally gave a control-stick-command to kill the motors. The $7000 drone fell to it's death. Though, that led to his next achievement, "Drone Down," one of the most popular hits from the upcoming drone music album (check back for album release dates). For fun, Master T-Bones enjoys playing trombone-infused drone music, listening to his own creations, learning the "in-between" slide positions on the trombone, and being professional. |
Guest Musician
Plucky McBeards is a loose-living drifter who is totally dedicated to trombone-infused drone video music. Plucky fills his days with dancing on the quad of the local college and fine-tuning his beard growing skills. He is completely in love with the idea of being successful, yet lacks the fundamental drive to achieve his goals. His idea of the perfect day is to watch hours of drone videos and gain new understanding of how to infuse trombone and guitar sounds into drone-flying video music. Currently, Plucky is homeless and living in a gas station by the interstate. Bamzilla has to pick him up to bring him to rehearsal. Prior to joining the group, Plucky lived in another gas station about 36 miles north of the gas station he lives in now. |
Guest Musician
J-dog is an elementary school teacher of trombone-infused drone music with an inherent belief that the next generation of musicians must be trained in this art. He is a regional leader in the field and is currently writing an 18-page book on the subject (available on Amazon soon). "The Dog," as his band mates have nick-nick named him, has mastered nearly every instrument known to the trombone-infused drone music world, including the bass guitar, lead guitar, Summer Heat Sub Bass, Diesel Power Synth Lead 02, Diesel Power Vox Lead 05, Radiant Chord Layers, Luminous Dream Chord Topper, Boomer FX 05, Nodding Off Gated Synth, Electric Charge Beat, Chill Chords, Ocean Deep Chord Stabs, and many, many more. He has no idea how to play the trombone. J-Dog was named "Runner-up Band Member of the Year" by Master T-bones in 2016. |
Guest Musician
Bamzilla is a drummer. He doesn't really care about trombone-infused drone video music. He really likes to drum, though. He hates having to pick up Plucky every Friday for rehearsal. They fight alllll the time. Bam Z is like, "Will you get a job so you can get a car so I don't have to keep picking you up?" and Plucky is like, "Man, if you don't want to pick me up, then don't. I don't care." And Bam is like, "Master T told me I had to or he'd kick me out of the band." And Pluck is like, "You don't even LIKE trombone-infused drone video music...what would you care if he kicked you out?" And B is like, "I like to drum..." |